"That is so fetch!" + Spring 2012 Campaigns

If you are unfamiliar with Mean Girls — where have you been, stuck under the seashell Florence Welch performed in during Chanel Spring 2012 show since 2000? — you should go and reconsider the meaning of life. And watch Mean Girls immediately. For those who do, however, you would know that Greatchen keeps "trying to make 'fetch' happen." I don't give a holyfuck what Regina thinks, but "fetch" is going to happen. I'm going to make it happen. I can feel it in my bones, "fetch" is going to happen. In the meanwhile, please enjoy these Spring 2012 campaigns that I captioned(inspired by Fashionista.com) and imagined it all in Gretchen Weiners's voice. Remember, "fetch" is still going to happen.

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Louis Vuitton — "We're not really eating that, are we?"

Balenciaga — "They told me that unless I stop coming home drunk, they will take away all my clothes. So I ate my hat." 

Mulberry — "I don't know about you, Frida, but why are we always standing next to dairy lately?"

Chanel — "If it wasn't for Karl, I would probably kick someone in the arse." 

Reed Krakoff — "I sure hope mustard yellow is not the new 'it' colour — I look like... mustard. Egh, so not fetch."

Marc Jacobs — "Move over, Gisele. A new kind of sexy is in town and no, it's not bikinis."

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